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Tsuen Wan, Hong Kong, Hong Kong About Blog 9GAG (9gag.com) is your best source of fun. A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes, Sex Jokes ( Private Parts ), Drug Jokes ( Crack Jokes ). If you want to tell someone off about becoming a crack addict then do it with crack jokes. See our collection of funny crack jokes.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?

A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.

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Q: What drug was the duck on?

A: Qwack!

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Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.

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Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.

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Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭

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